9:25 AM

Just the very thought of food makes me sick in the morning, but apparently the prevention for this feeling is to eat crackers before you even get out of bed. So here I am at 7 in the morning, eating crackers and actively trying to think of anything else besides eating crackers. If I can actually do this, I'm quitting my job and taking this cracker show on the road.

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